Sonia Gandhi gifts Google Glasses to Karunanidhi to win back support

The stand-off between the DMK and UPA may end amicably in the wake of UPA chairperson, Smt Sonia Gandhi, gifting the DMK patriarch, Thiru Mu Karunanidhi, a special set of Google Glasses. This special state gift has been given to him as a bait symbol of friendship and trust. Karunanidhi who is the chairperson of the DMK party which has always been considered as costliest closest ally of the Congress party until recently, when it withdrew support from the coalition government. The glasses have been specially customized to suit the Kalaignar’s chromatic needs, in addition to the usual array of features.

Karunanidhi’s eyes welled up with tears as he unboxed the Google glasses. “I am touched by Soniaji’s gesture,” he gasped. “These glasses will give the required vision to serve my party and my state and open a new chapter of friendship between the Congress and DMK,” he waxed eloquent.

•  His total years in politics

• Highest position held

• Total Bank balance

• His relationship with CBI

•   Any onsite Jail Experience

•  Horse trading Aptitude

•  Scaming Abilities

Reports have also come in that these glasses have some special features which have been designed only for Karunanidhi. A spokesperson from Google explains “Besides having all those redundant features by which we entice our customer, this piece has a special ‘Minister scanning feature’. This feature has been designed for sir Karunanidhi keeping in mind the upcoming 2014 elections. So while wearing these glasses if you look at some minister and say ‘Scan Minister’, these glasses would populate the screen with key information of that minister. To name a few

It would also give an overall score of that minister thus would help in understanding if he can be purchased partnered for forth coming elections. I would say these glasses are a must have for all the cabinet ministers, especially those belonging to regional parties. “

There is an atmosphere of jubilation in the congress party after Karunanidhi accepted the gift and gave all kind of positive hints of a return to the coalition. “We did it without a single phone call to the CBI. This shows that our alliances have full faith in Soniaji’s leadership. “, said an elated Kamal Nath.

However their happiness vanished when DMK announced a new set of demands, one of which is to recite the following tongue-twister repeatedly for five minutes: Kanimozhi knows Azhagiri and Alamozhi knows Kanigiri

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The article was published by the Unrealtimes
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