The Pakistan cricket
team which a week back was planning to pull off from the world T-20 tournament
due to threat from terrorist organizations, is finally assured of its safety
after it got a No-objection certificate from Lashkar-e-Taiba chief Hafiz Saeed.
Hafiz has not just given a no objection certificate but has also assured his khatirdari to the travelling Pak team.
“When it comes to terrorist, there is just one
name you can trust i.e. Hafiz bhai. Aek
baar bhai ne bol diya safe, then you are safe. In fact heard he is so
awesome, that for our safety he has not just secured stadiums, but also our
travel to India.” Said a young Pakistani fast bowler, he continued, “ You know,
he is so much concerned for our safety that he has even scrapped air travel for
us and instead we would be travelling through a newly made underground tunnel which
starts from Islamabad to Pathankot via Waghah border. In fact he has invited
our team for its ribbon cutting ceremony.”
“I have always been a
villain to Indians. The bad guy who is responsible for anything bad happening
in their country. But after seeing the sloganeering in JNU and the media
hooliganism for every small nation building action, I have had a change of
heart. Enough, I will let India be, and now even try to improve my image in India
and globally.” Said hafiz bhai, while cleaning up the barrel of his gun.
Hafiz Saeed has not
just assured Pakistani players of their safety, but has even tweeted that he
and his men would personally be monitoring the security arrangement of these
stadiums, not just before the match but even while the game is being played.
“This is a ridiculous
claim made by Hafiz Saeed, as he cannot enter the Indian border to monitor the
security of these stadiums. After all he is India’s most wanted.” Said an angry
Rajnath Singh, “And Just in case he is seen even in 10 kilometer radius of
these stadium we will apprehend him and put him behind the bars.”
Reacting to Rajnath’s
response to his tweet, Hafiz Saeed said, “Did I say anything about going to
India. I just said I would be monitoring the security. And for monitoring, I
don’t need to travel when I have your media circus at my service. I’ll monitor
the matches like how I monitor terror attacks on India sitting here.” He said
this and then looked at his men who then all laughed together in unison.