Sushil kumar Shinde finally becomes ‘Chatur’ Home minister

The proceeding of the parliament came to a standstill when the home minister of India in his speech said that the government has been doing nothing but shitting. The oblivious minister even said that he would be building a separate shit tank to control the situation.  It took the minister quite some time to realize that what he was reading was not the speech he had prepared. But by then it was too late.

“Members of the Lok-sabha, the time has come when every ministry needs to sit and shit. They need to look how much more can they do. The government has been shiting day and night all this while. The Home ministry is also shiting day and night to get things under control. The PM office is shiting for quite some time now. We are planning to set up a high level shit tank. This shit tank would be a part of the home ministry and would directly report to me. Since I myself have been a shiter throughout my life …..” it was then when an unknown minister of the ruling party threw a mike at him which made the minister to stop shitting speaking.

“When he said those words, I thought I heard it all wrong. But when he kept on saying it there was no way left but to run out of the parliament. I am ashamed.” said an emotional Mani Shankar Aiyar after he came running out of the parliament post the speech.

Later in the evening a press conference was called in to give the reason for the blunder. The conference was chaired by the charismatic leader of the congress party shri Digvijay Singhji, he said, “The disaster happened because of a typo. We were making changes to a Portuguese speech  given by Cabinet minister SM Krishna and were replacing the word ‘Portugal’ with ‘India’ in the speech when we accidentally also replaced the word THINK with SHIT.”

The minister took a pause, wiped sweat from his temple, drank some water and continued. “This change happened when the home minister was editing his speech and was dictating his PA.  He was saying, “I think to” when suddenly his phone rang and he unwittingly uttered “Shit!” which caused the change. His P.A. has already been sacked from the job for this blunder. Our initial investigation suggests that it could be the Hindu terror forces behind this treacherous phone call.  We have set up a high level committee to investigate this shit matter.  “

The event has triggered many speculations. One such speculation is that Sushil kumar Shinde could be a secret agent of the RSS and is doing all the blunders on purpose. However a very powerful source within the congress told that this could have happened because Sonia Gandhi’s remote is malfunctioning and needs servicing or even replacement.

Later in the evening the minister was spotted reading the best seller book “Who moved my speech.”