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Thursday 13 February 2014

With Kejriwal Filing FIR against Mukesh, Anil Ambani’s BSES power reduces Delhi power tariff by 50%




In an populist astute move, the Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal has filed an FIR against RIL’s head Mukesh Ambani for inflating gas prices. The move has not just helped Kejriwal to regain his thunder but has helped him win love and support of Mukesh’s nemesis his very own brother, Anil Ambani.

 “I was so wrong about Arvind bhaiya. Back in 2009 I ran an ad campaign against RIL but effectively nothing happened. BJP, Congrees, Mulayam no one could do anything. Sob! Sob! But with a single FIR he has not just given Mukesh legal troubles; he has labelled him Corrupt for life. I am in debt to you Arvind bhaiya” said an emotional Anil Ambani as he hugged Kejriwal and wiped his tears using his muffler.

After making this emotional statement Anil announced a 50% reduction in Delhi power tariffs thus ending the logjam between the Delhi Govt and Reliance Power (BSES).

This has not just won Arvind popular support but has even landed a slap on the faces of his critics who had questioned his ability to deliver his so called populist promises. It has even won the heart of some of his strongest political adversaries.

Harsh Vardhan, leader of the opposition in the Delhi Assembly said, “This is what I call out of box thinking. How stupid was it for us to hire power engineers for finding ways of reducing transmission costs for reducing power tariff. No subsidy, no suspension sheer smart politics. Even we can now consider giving support to the Aam Admi party.”

However as Aam Admi party is actually attaining the unattainable items of its Manifesto, rumors are abuzz that the Congress party might pull support very soon. Kapil Sibbal of the Congress party said, “By dividing the two brothers, AAP has proved to be a B team of the BJP, like how it does divisive politics to divide Hindus and Muslims. If Kejriwal does not take back his FIR in next 48 hours, we will have to pull the plug.”

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