Impressed by system Loopholes, Italian Marines back in India to Join Politics

The two Italian marines accused of killing two fishermen off Kerala arrived in New Delhi with a new promise for the nation. The duo liked the country so much that they are not only willing to take Indian Citizenship, but are also planning to join mainstream politics. The news has already caused turbulence in the political arena and has left political parties confused as to if they should welcome their move or out rightly oppose it.

“This trial has been marked by many controversies, U-turns, walk-ins and walkouts. This shows that the political DNA of these marines is very similar to ours. Also we have been supporting UPA whose chairperson is of Italian origin which also shows our Italian connects. So I would like to invite these marines to join samajwadi party.” Said the former chief Minister of UP Mulayam Singh Yadav. When asked about the murder charges levied on them, he said that if the marines are proven guilty in court then we would ask them to step down like we asked Raja bhaiya.

While all this was happening, our international fame reporter, ‘Chitrakar patrakar (CP)’ got the opportunity to interview these two gentlemen and tried to know what their political agenda is.

CP: Why MBA Politics?

<Both look at each other and laugh>

Marines: Money, fame and power. What kind of stupid question was that?

CP: Ehh, alright. So which political party are you planning to join?

Marines: Well, we plan to launch our party.

CP: Your own party!! But you don’t have any political background…

Marines: Big deal! We just need to find a minority community, make them feel insecure and then be their messiah and India has no dearth of minority communities. Besides, it’s more of a personal choice, we feel it is more fun in being the King maker than the king. We Italians have a history of playing the king makers role.

CP: But India has no dearth of such political parties too, how will you survive.

Marines: We have been practicing U-turns, walk-ins, walk-outs, have gone to jail, courts, faced media what else do you need to master the game.

CP: What about the perils of CBI?

Marines: Well, we can pay service charges like we paid for VVIP choppers.

CP: Cool sir, have you thought of party symbol.

Marines: Yep, a Bofors Gun.

CP shakes hands with them, says a small prayer for India and leaves the room.