After underworld Don Ravi Pujari threatened Ness Wadia, Bollywood
actor and Priety Zinta’s close friend Shah Rukh Khan threatened Ness Wadia of
forcibly showing his movies Ra-One and Don2 to him, if he doesn’t behaves with Priety. SRK warned Ness by forcefully showing him the trailers of the
two movies while Ness was least prepared to resist the assault.
It happened on a busy Monday morning when Ness was heading
towards office in his Mercedes. He was flipping through some PowerPoint slides
on his laptop, when suddenly he lost control of the system. His Mouse pointer
began moving on its own and few command prompt windows opened up. Ness thought that
it was a hacking attempt when suddenly the laptop played the famous laughter of
SRK and a minute long stammer of him before speaking the name KKKKKiran.
Even before he could close down the laptop’s flap, the seat
belts of his car automatically wrapped around his hands and he was not able to
move. It was then when the trailer of Ra-One and Don2 played on his laptop. The
trailer was followed by a Navaratn cool talc advertisement and a warning in
bold letters stating “Do not Mess with her Ness or else next time it would be
the full movie”.
People close to Ness are suggesting that it could involve an insider;
police is suspecting Wadia’s Chauffer to be involved in the conspiracy.
“ I shapath sir, I
don’t know anything. I was driving when suddenly I heard sir shouting out loud,
‘Nooo – Nooo’ . I thought maybe sir was watching some old clippings of the News
hour on Youtube, but then I heard SRK’s stammer and the beats of Chammak
Challo. At first I thought I should help him, but then I was shit scared. I quickly
parked the car, closed my ears and ran away from it as far as possible.”
The news has resulted in striking fear amongst his near and
dear ones. Case witnesses, his lawyer, his friends, colleagues and their family
members, his friend's friends, friend’s servants and even their pets have come
under terrible fear and stress. Most of them have got rid of their television,
laptop, tablet and even mobile phone just to ensure that they are not ambushed into
watching the full movie.
Meanwhile other Bollywood stars have teamed up against Ness and
they too have gone all aggressive against him. While singer HImesh Reshamiya
has threatened to release an ‘All nasal no instrument’ album, director Ram
Gopal Verma has threatened to make a movie on the rise of Wadia group. However
the biggest threat has come from director Sajid Khan who plans to re-release his
pain inflicting flick Himmatwala unless Ness accepts his ill doing in the court.
Good one Dman,
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