Nation Stunned as Custom seizes 5000 KG of smuggled Maggi at Delhi Airport.

In a major blow to Modi the Swadesi roots of the nation, the custom officials at Delhi airport seized a large shipment of Maggi noodles at Delhi airport. The packets of Maggi were hidden under cartons of harmless products like Cigarettes, Cigars, Whisky and Rum and were planned to be surreptitiously supplied to various engineering colleges of India including IITs and NITs.

“This is just the beginning sirji. Previously we used to smuggle pirated CDs, fake currencies, and AK 47 from Pakistan, but now the demand has changed to maggi. This ban on maggi will give birth to a new era of smuggling as several Dawood, Verrappan and haji Mastans would get developed to smuggle this yummy poison.” Said an out of job smuggler who was wearing red colored eye patch which was in the shape of the maggi logo.

It is to be noted that since the day Maggi has been banned in several parts of the nation, a packet of Maggi has become a prized possession and is secretly sold in black markets at a value as high as two thousand rupees. Several raids have been conducted at various paan/tobacco shops who instead of selling bidi, ghutka, weed and hash are secretly indulging in the highly criminal practice of selling Maggi.

Raids have even also been conducted at street food shops in front of offices who in the name of selling highly hygienic road side pani-poori, chole kulche and Kauva Biryani are secretly selling smuggled maggi.

There are rumors that a secret variety of ‘Blue-maggi’ has been developed by a new noodle lord by name ‘Walter-White’ aka “Heisenberg’ which is beating all forms of street food available in the market. This form of maggi is so irresistible and harmful that government has declared possession of this form of maggi not just a non-bail able offence but also a non-bribable offence.

While the government has banned maggi in all forms, few right wing activist are working hard to allow maggi as fodder for cows and buffalos. These supporters believe that while cows can sustain the amount of lead in maggi but the beef made by killing these cows would possess lead higher than permissible limit. This way there could be a nationwide ban of beef, and their dream of beef-mukt bharat could be realized.