After Tea vendor Jibe on Modi, Mani Shankar Aiyar seen serving tea to Madam

Charged up by AICC meets atmosphere, family loyalist and congress stalwart Mani Shankar Aiyar, made a caustic remark at BJP’s PM candidate Narendra Modi by asking him to serve tea outside the AICC venue. However later that day Mani Shankar himself was seen serving tea to the queen of the Italian Indian royal family, popularly known as ‘Madam’.

Sources have told Unrealtimes that, Mani Shankar was roaming in the talkatora stadium inviting press reporter to take his interview and then later behaving as if they were the one chasing him and he was pretty busy. While he was doing so, suddenly came a voice cutting above the din, ‘Are Maniji Madam ko chai peeni hai, chotu chutti pe gaya hai’ (Mani shnakar, madam wants tea, chotu is on leave) can you get it. It was Sushil Shinde who was looking at him and was sitting next to Madam. Mani Shankar rushed towards the tea counter only to realize that the tea was over. He then charged towards the exit to find a ‘chai vallah’ outside and within few minutes he was seen on the podium with an aluminum tea-pot and paper cups.

“Mani Shankar Aiyar went out of AICC and initially could not find any tea stall. After walking some distance he spotted a tea stall by name ‘NaMo tea stall’. Too ashamed to buy tea from there he started looking for other tea shops. But then he turned around and saw other congress workers lead by Digvijay singh came running looking for tea. Before giving a second thought, Mani Shankar purchased a full pot of tea.” told a customer of the tea stall.

“No worries, if Mani took the brownie point this time. Even if he serves tea till the general elections I would remain the most trusted slave loyalist of the Family.” reacted the former chief minister of Madhya Pradesh, Digvijay Singh.

However Mani shankar’s joy turned to sorrow when Rahul found out that the tea was purchased from Namo tea stall.

The Cups in which the tea was served had a picture of Namo showing a ‘V’ sign. Rahul showed the cup to his mother asking if the V stood for Vadra, to which she said, ‘I wish’.

Sources have told that as a punishment for purchasing tea from NaMo tea stall, Mani Shankar was asked by the punishment committee to write the below words a thousand times:

“Mind your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes (Our fortunes)”

Poonam Pandey, Rakhi Sawant and several other Celebrities join AAP to get 24X7 Media attention

Aam Admi party which has become the Apple of Media’s eye after winning 28 seats in Delhi elections has now grabbed the attention of the Entertainment industry. Celebrities, aspiring celebrities, so-called celebrities, wannabe celebrities and WTF celebrities all want to tag along with AAP to grab some of the unwanted attention.

The Aam aadmi party which is the second largest party of a small union territory has somehow managed to get even more airtime on news channel than how much Sachin Tendulkar got during his retirement. This has amazed several celebrities who till now thought that getting into the Big boss house was their best shot at fame.

“By getting so many Tanch Maals, AAP has finally done something which I would call as achievement.” said Digvijay Singh, a jester in a queen’s court.

It all started when actor Amir Khan came in support of the Aam Admi party and there were rumors of him joining the AAP. However he never joined the party but started a trend which led to many small time celebrities joining the AAP.

“Imagine I give away my nude pics all the time to grab attention, and what I get is max 30 seconds of airtime in some gossip news. Even if I get an iota of airtime what AAP gets, my career would be all set. By the way people, if AAP gets 100 seats in the Lok Sabha elections all my twitter followers would get a nude pic of mine.” Said Model turned actress Pornam Pandey.

The AAP is elated at the happening. The cool dude of AAP, Kumar Vishwas was quick to announce that AAP would be contesting on all the seats from the State of Maharasthra with him leading the campaign in the state. However he retracted when Yogendra Yadav insisted that an SMS poll and Mohalla sabhas be conducted before inducting the celebrities. He even insisted that a CAG audit should also take place for deciding, “Who is a celebrity?”

“Arvindji, you are a darling. I would like to sing and wish you happy New Year, here it goes: Happy New year to you…. Happy New year to you….Happy New year AAArvind ji, Happy new year Arvind ji…Love you Arvind ji. Muah!” said newly joined AAP member Mallika Sherawat hoping that even this video would go viral like the one wishing Namo.