Acting smarter than their peers, fraction of politicians
from various political parties has joined in to float a political party by the
name “Homo Samaj party(HSP)” which would have a focus on the LGBT vote-bank
community. The party not only promises to decriminalize same sex marriage, but
promises much more to the LGBT community.
“ We had concerns over the name of the party as it was
directly targeting a community, however the party members clarified us that
Homo here stands for Homo Sapiens which makes the name perfectly legitimate.”
Said Chief election commissioner V.S. Sampath.
National level parties have already started wooing HSP, as
they are seeing it as a potential ally who have hit a big votebank. Digvijay
Singh of the INC said that since the party members usually cannot have of their
own progeny, they can be part of the national family/Dynasty of India, i.e. the
Gandhi family. Rajnath singh of BJP said that since most of the members of HSP
are quite confused regarding their sexuality, hence they are lot like BJP party
members who are always confused regarding key national issues.
The Homo Samaj party is led by Softy Yadav, a former member
of the Samajwadi party who shot to fame after writing the Political Guide book “You
can communalize.” Although his sexual orientation is straight, he wants to
stand for the LGBT community who he sees as a vulnerable minority. He said, “We
are a secular party who has united today to keep the communal forces at bay.
Our party has already chalked out the Manifesto not just for the 2014 elections
but for the next 3 General elections, these are the key highlights:
·
2015: De-criminalize LGBT community and allow
same sex marriage.
·
2016: Get
LGBT community special status as it’s a minority
·
2017: Get the LGBT community reservation in
government jobs/ Entrance exams.
·
2018: Ensure one LGBT policeman in every police
station.
·
2019: Get 5% reservation in parliament.
·
2020: Give special protection to LGBT under
communal violence bill.
·
2021: Get a national holiday for respecting the
LGBT community
·
2022: Enact a separate marriage law allowing more
than one marriage, as long as it’s not in the same sex.
·
2024: LGBT community would not compete in sports
in male/female category but under separate LGBT category.
·
2025: Give a separate state to LGBT community
wherever they are in majority in the country.
When the member of the press asked Softy
Singh why is he communalizing on the name of secularism, he said, “ Are chod na
yar, If not me someone else will do. Ab maine pehle kar diya to bacche ki jaan
lega kya. ”
