Finance Minister to Kick-off Budget speech with a Punjabi Rap by ‘Yo! Yo! Honey Singh’

Chiddu Feats Yo! Yo! Honey Singh

What some have termed as coming off age while others see it as increasing influence of western and European culture on our Govt, the Finance minister is all set to shake up the parliament before his budget speech. He has worked out a rap with the Punjabi rap singer Yo! Yo! Honey Singh (Yea, that’s his actual name) and would sing it before the parliament as a budget Mash up.

“I am just following my Gym workout routine. This is the best way to warm up your heart before it does terrible work out.” Said Mr. Chidambram (known as Chiddu in the Music industry). On another question asked by some NDTV reporter on time wastage of the parliament, the finance minister responded with fury, “The middleclass is ready to waste full 3 hours on Dabangg and Ek tha Tiger but can’t listen to my one minute rap.”

As always you heard this news first on Daily Nautanki and all thanks to our very creative reporter ‘Chitrakar Patrakar(CP)’. He told that us that a friend of his is a clerk at the Finance ministry. One Morning he went to the office toilet, and as expected the tap was running dry and there were no toilet paper. After some protest and desperate cries by him, the peon handed him a bunch of printed papers to be used as toilet paper. It was there that he realized that the peon had just handed him a print of the 2013 budget. He scanned some of the pages of the speech using his cellphone and mailed it to CP before using them.

A highly placed source also told us that we can expect some makeover by PC for THE DAY. The Finance minister has been spotted practicing the rap and was waving his hand plus shaking other body parts like western Hip-Hop band, 50 cents. Even when gold is touching the sky, the FM went ahead and bought gold chains weighing more than 100 grams, just for the day. But no-one still knows how the get up is going to be like.

The move has been appreciated by most of the political parties, However Amitabh Thakur, the man who charged Honey singh for using filthy lyrics had this to say, “This finally proves my point. He is a balatkari, this time quite literally.”