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Friday 20 June 2014

After Underworld, SRK threatens Ness Wadia. Warns him of forcibly showing Ra.One and Don2.




After underworld Don Ravi Pujari threatened Ness Wadia, Bollywood actor and Priety Zinta’s close friend Shah Rukh Khan threatened Ness Wadia of forcibly showing his movies Ra-One and Don2 to him, if he doesn’t behaves with Priety. SRK warned Ness by forcefully showing him the trailers of the two movies while Ness was least prepared to resist the assault.

It happened on a busy Monday morning when Ness was heading towards office in his Mercedes. He was flipping through some PowerPoint slides on his laptop, when suddenly he lost control of the system. His Mouse pointer began moving on its own and few command prompt windows opened up. Ness thought that it was a hacking attempt when suddenly the laptop played the famous laughter of SRK and a minute long stammer of him before speaking the name KKKKKiran.

Even before he could close down the laptop’s flap, the seat belts of his car automatically wrapped around his hands and he was not able to move. It was then when the trailer of Ra-One and Don2 played on his laptop. The trailer was followed by a Navaratn cool talc advertisement and a warning in bold letters stating “Do not Mess with her Ness or else next time it would be the full movie”.

People close to Ness are suggesting that it could involve an insider; police is suspecting Wadia’s Chauffer to be involved in the conspiracy.

I shapath sir, I don’t know anything. I was driving when suddenly I heard sir shouting out loud, ‘Nooo – Nooo’ . I thought maybe sir was watching some old clippings of the News hour on Youtube, but then I heard SRK’s stammer and the beats of Chammak Challo. At first I thought I should help him, but then I was shit scared. I quickly parked the car, closed my ears and ran away from it as far as possible.”

The news has resulted in striking fear amongst his near and dear ones. Case witnesses, his lawyer, his friends, colleagues and their family members, his friend's friends, friend’s servants and even their pets have come under terrible fear and stress. Most of them have got rid of their television, laptop, tablet and even mobile phone just to ensure that they are not ambushed into watching the full movie.


Meanwhile other Bollywood stars have teamed up against Ness and they too have gone all aggressive against him. While singer HImesh Reshamiya has threatened to release an ‘All nasal no instrument’ album, director Ram Gopal Verma has threatened to make a movie on the rise of Wadia group. However the biggest threat has come from director Sajid Khan who plans to re-release his pain inflicting flick Himmatwala unless Ness accepts his ill doing in the court.

1 comment:

  1. Good one Dman,
    I read your articles on unreal times they are always good,
    I recently submitted an article to them, can you please tell me how much time do they take to respond, how will I know if it is accepted or rejected, if it is delayed I think the context of the humor and relevance in the post will be lost ,can you please let me know?

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