Pak Cricket team now assured of its safety in India as Hafiz Saeed issues No-Objection certificate

The Pakistan cricket team which a week back was planning to pull off from the world T-20 tournament due to threat from terrorist organizations, is finally assured of its safety after it got a No-objection certificate from Lashkar-e-Taiba chief Hafiz Saeed. Hafiz has not just given a no objection certificate but has also assured his khatirdari to the travelling Pak team.

 “When it comes to terrorist, there is just one name you can trust i.e. Hafiz bhai. Aek baar bhai ne bol diya safe, then you are safe. In fact heard he is so awesome, that for our safety he has not just secured stadiums, but also our travel to India.” Said a young Pakistani fast bowler, he continued, “ You know, he is so much concerned for our safety that he has even scrapped air travel for us and instead we would be travelling through a newly made underground tunnel which starts from Islamabad to Pathankot via Waghah border. In fact he has invited our team for its ribbon cutting ceremony.”

“I have always been a villain to Indians. The bad guy who is responsible for anything bad happening in their country. But after seeing the sloganeering in JNU and the media hooliganism for every small nation building action, I have had a change of heart. Enough, I will let India be, and now even try to improve my image in India and globally.” Said hafiz bhai, while cleaning up the barrel of his gun.

Hafiz Saeed has not just assured Pakistani players of their safety, but has even tweeted that he and his men would personally be monitoring the security arrangement of these stadiums, not just before the match but even while the game is being played.

“This is a ridiculous claim made by Hafiz Saeed, as he cannot enter the Indian border to monitor the security of these stadiums. After all he is India’s most wanted.” Said an angry Rajnath Singh, “And Just in case he is seen even in 10 kilometer radius of these stadium we will apprehend him and put him behind the bars.”

Reacting to Rajnath’s response to his tweet, Hafiz Saeed said, “Did I say anything about going to India. I just said I would be monitoring the security. And for monitoring, I don’t need to travel when I have your media circus at my service. I’ll monitor the matches like how I monitor terror attacks on India sitting here.” He said this and then looked at his men who then all laughed together in unison.