Due to heavy ‘Chai-Pani’ cost for Z+ security, Mukesh Ambani might no more remain India’s richest Man

Forbes India today declared its future prediction for year 2014 and predicted that Mukesh Ambani might not feature in their top-five list of richest Indians. This would be due to the heavy ‘chai-pani’ cost which Mukesh would incur because of the Z+ security he would get due to the threats he received from Indian mujahideen.

“’Chai-Pani’ or some call it service tax are very important in India and at times it goes as high as 1000% of the actual cost. The one who is able to reduce this cost always gets an upper hand over its competition. Since Mukesh would now on be under constant surveillance of cops, he would end up paying so much amount of Chai-Pani tax that he might slip some 4 spots in our richest person ranking for next year.”, said a spokesperson of the Forbes group.

As per a study done by few Management students from IIM Amethi, Mukesh Ambani might lose up to 10 billion in one year itself and could be neck and neck with his brother Anil if the z+ security remains. “We took a sample of 10 people and asked them to do critical business transaction in front of cops. We realized that the cops unknowingly passed on information to various other govt. departments such as income tax, CBI etc. This increased the ‘chai-pani’ cost to such an extent that the amount paid to the cops was only 10% of the total amount paid which was 500% of the transaction amount. Similar thing would happen for Mukesh Ambani which would make him lose Billions.” Said a student named Rauf Gandhi of the institute.

A highly placed source within the CBI revealed that the call made to Mukesh could be a part of a high level plan made by some business rival of Mukesh so as to get him under the scanner of the government. Few reporters of a TIMES-LOUD tried to get Anil Ambani’s view on the story, but they could not do so as his Reliance India phone was not reachable due to network issues.

However it not all gloom for Mukesh, as there are rumors that instead of taking Z+ security protection, Mukesh might buy the entire CRPF. The newly formed force would still have the acronym CRPF, but the new name of it would be, Central Reliance Police Force.